Daydreams of a Cookie Monster

blameitonthesilence:

benedictcumberbatch:

lentilbacon:

five-years:

letsgobackwards:

sassystraightfriend:

melnetta:

“During the last four millennia BCE, numerous civilizations rose and fell in the fertile lands of Mesopotamia and the neighboring lands in western Asia.” 

I’m pretty sure this means that I become Eve. 

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. (Mockingjay)

Story of my life. 

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Technically two sentences, but sounds so realistic with both.

“Ah,” gasped Takeshi. “Baby! That’s the way. That is very, very, very good!”

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

Well, that’s thoroughly depressing (and also inaccurate …ladies)

“Why not?”

“‘He’s back!’ they cried.”

“Long-life ball races,no axial movement to shaft,external stops may be used.”

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(Source: loveclaire)